I….I’m….I’m still working, boss.
Swedish Chef Ramsay
Oh god, I’m in tears, specially the last one.
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Hey, whatcha thinkin’ about?
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I…uh…oh…yeah…
…monday….
Wednesday.
SCAMPER!!!
(This isn’t mine, by the way. I found it on Imgur. You should check that site out!)
John: Hey Brucie, you thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
Bruce: Yeah. Lunch!
And Snoop Dogg is like, “What up?”
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
carpe culum - seize the anus
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You’ve got a friend in me.
